For my little bro’s birthday bash, we got some wild animators to hype up the party. The kids were screaming their lungs out, having the time of their damn lives. One of the animators, ballsy as hell, slapped a sack over his head and shouted, “Hey, kiddos, hit me, but don’t go too crazy!” Guess who ended up flat on his ass, knocked out cold from my surprise sucker punch?

#partyhard #knockout #savage #wtf

In a dimly lit bar, a trio of escorts are throwing back drinks, flaunting their latest spoils like trophies from a battlefield.
First one smirks, tossing her hair, "Oh darling, one of my regulars draped me in a fur coat—pure luxury—after I kept him howling all night long!"
The second laughs, dripping with sass, "Pfft, a fur coat? Child’s play. I had a guy gift me a damn car—not just any car, a sleek BMW 7 Series. Why? ‘Cause I made him see stars seven damn times in one night!"
The third sits quiet, sipping her drink, until the other two pounce with curiosity, "Hey, why so silent? Things that bad?"
She leans in with a wicked grin, "Nah, screw your furs and fancy rides. You won’t believe what I got... Keep reading, bitches."

#escortlife #lavishgifts #wildnights #savagevibes

So, my chick totally busted me jerking off to pics of my ex, and holy shit, did she rip me a new one over it.

Fast forward to yesterday, I roll in early from work, and guess what I catch? My girl, getting herself off to the exact same damn photos of my ex!

I’m like, okay, whatever, but then this crazy broad hits me with, “I wanna have a threesome with her and you.”

What the actual fuck? Is this some kind of twisted test or what?!

?-Hell yeah, go for it
?-Fuck no, screw this

#drama #threesome #wtf #relationships