A wild tale from my buddy.
I barge into my place—dead silence. Weird, I think. I swing open the bedroom door, and there she is with some dude, both draped in robes, giggling like idiots. She chirps, "Oh, just the neighbor, we were sipping tea." I’m like, "Tea, huh? Then what’s with the robes?" Her excuse? "It’s just so damn hot."
Get this—the neighbor’s wearing *my* fucking robe.
And outside? It’s a blistering hell, damn near 40 degrees.
I straight-up told my friend he’s a clueless jackass, but he’s all, "Nah, man, nothing happened between her and the neighbor, it’s all good."))
?—fucking clueless bastard
?—sure, nothing happened
#cheatingsuspicions #wtf #clueless #hotmess