A Jewish man and his sultry mistress are tangled in the throes of passion, lost in the heat of their forbidden dance.
Out of nowhere, a filthy cockroach scuttles right onto their bed, bold as hell.
The man raises his hand to smash the little intruder, but freeze— the damn bug opens its mouth and pleads,
"Spare me, man, I swear I’ll be of use to you!"
Well, hell, with a line like that, how could he kill it? So he lets the creepy critter live.
Then, a sharp knock at the door shatters the moment.
The woman gasps, pale as a ghost, “Oh shit, it’s my husband!”
Panic sets in— nowhere to hide, no escape in sight. Just when it seems they’re screwed, that same cockroach crawls back out, smirking like it owns the place, and says,
“ Yank your junk once, and you’ll turn into a cockroach like me. Yank it twice, and you’re human again.”
Desperate times, desperate measures. The guy gives himself a tug— poof, he’s a cockroach, scuttling behind the radiator to lay low.
Husband’s gone, coast is clear. Time to change back. He yanks twice— nothing. Yanks again and again, frantically pulling like a madman, but he’s still a damn bug.
Suddenly, a booming voice thunders from above:
“Want to know what happens next? Keep reading, you twisted bastard…”
#forbiddenlove #wtfstory #darkhumor #mindfuck
