Savage Player on the Loose

I was out chilling with this chick, thinking I’d shoot my shot and ask her to be my girl. Turns out, she’s already got a dude on the side. And get this—sheordre—I’m not the only one she’s stringing along. She’s been playing the field with five other guys! Claims she’s no slut, just running a damn "boyfriend audition."
Seriously, shouldn’t she be auditioning for a porn gig instead with that kind of game?

#player #savage #datingdrama #wtf

Dude, 19 years old, and yeah, still a virgin.

Got a girl living with me, sharing the same damn bed every night. But when it’s timetargets moment to finally get down to business, I either start cracking jokes—can you believe it, JOKES, for fuck’s sake—or, option two, my dick just gives up on me. Then, as soon as I roll over, pissed off, that bastard stands right back up! It’s a vicious, frustrating cycle...

#virginstruggles #sexfrustration #awkwardmoments #relatable

Caught in the Act

So, the parents ditched the house for some shopping, and what do I do? Hell yeah, I crank up some hardcore smut on the big-ass TV and start wrestling with my one-eyed snake. Out of nowhere, boom, my old man storms in—fuck knows why he’s back so soon! In a total freak-out, I leap up to kill the porn, but the damn remote’s gone AWOL. Panic hits, my knees buckle, and I pass out cold right there, leaving the steamy moans blasting full volume on the screen.

#busted #awkwardaf #pornfail #panicmode