Betrayal of the Century
A couple of months after a wild house party, I found out I’ve got a damn tattoo on my ass that screams, “Ira, marry me!” Problem is, I don’t even know a single friggin’ Ira in my life...
And guess who discovered this masterpiece? My new chick. Yeah, she flipped her lid and told me to fuck off right after seeing it!
#epicfail #tattoodisaster #relationshipdrama #wtf