How to Dive into a Threesome Without Breaking a Sweat
Listen up, I’m a rough-and-tumble fighter (not from the Caucasus, mind you), and my ears are like damn dumplings—plump and weird. So, get this: my girl gets off on giving my ears some wild oral action while we’re getting down and dirty. She’s slobbering all over one ear, and at first, I’m like, “What the actual fuck is this nonsense?” But fine, whatever, I roll with it. Later, I ask her what’s up with this freaky shit, and she drops the bomb—she’s fantasizing that she’s going down on some chick, like we’re in a full-on threesome. Apparently, my right ear reminds her of a pussy, and my left ear? Yeah, she swears it looks like an asshole.
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