Horror Story of the Year
So, I’m 28, been in a steamy romance with this chick, banging and all, planning to pop the damn question and tie the knot. Then, out of nowhere, I stumble upon her diary and—holy shit—she’s scribbling about being in 7th grade. My heart fucking explodes, I’m damn near dead, and next thing I know, medics are buzzing around me like flies on shit.
Turns out, my so-called soulmate played a sick prank, using some random diary from her friend’s sister to fuck with my head.
I dumped her ass, no second thoughts!
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