Revenge in the Sheets
Back in the day, I was a little savage, so damn fierce that I knocked out a girl’s front tooth just because she wouldn’t trade me her Spider-Man card. Fate’s a twisted bastard, though, ‘cause years later, I ended up dating her. During some wild bedroom acrobatics—yep, the infamous 69—she accidentally smashed her heel into my face with the force of a freaking sledgehammer and knocked out one of my teeth. A twisted kind of payback, like some bedroom version of the Count of Monte Cristo. Thing is, she wasn’t even pissed at me—just a chaotic, hilarious misfire (or so she claims).
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