Relived a Damn Porno Scene
So, I started dating this guy, a month in, and shit hit the fan on New Year’s. The bastard cheated on me with his own friend, screwing her literally a meter away from me! Then he had the audacity to admit that was his fucked-up plan all along. Apparently, he’d been bingeing porn where people bang next to sleeping partners and thought, “Hell, why not try that IRL?” Unbelievable! I wasn’t even drunk—just passed out in front of the TV, oblivious to the sleazy live show happening right beside me!
#cheating #wtf #pornoinspired #newyearfail