I always think im being abducted by aliens when this happens .

What about it?

Please suck the biggest one off . Thank You.

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Has USPS tracking always been like this or they just don't like me?

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AC has been broke for 2 weeks my apartment sends this

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Music quiz giving me 2 different live versions of the same song

What about it?

I guess it’s better than being 2 different studio versions of the same song, like a single release and album release

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My wife hates replacing the toilet paper roll so much that she pulled the holder out of the wall and patched the hole with paper.

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The cabinets on this house for rent

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Books with pages like this

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Got a massive flashing warning on my screen, it was beeping and making all kinds of noises. Then I realized it was an add. (It was just the top part that showed up when I got the add)

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I unplugged it from the wall

What about it?

At least it matches the charger lead now

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Restaurant charges $1 extra to use mug or glass in-store

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I love researching on the Internet...

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