It's not stealing man

Of all the ingestables...

“storepilled foodcel”

Bearsex

It's like peak 70s and 80s cocaine fucked raw dog and had a bathroom baby

Wat

You'd need some kind of dick portal so he can sit in hell and slurp on it like a big straw

Lmao

What about iceberg's tears?

"giant imaginary animatronic banana wielding drug dealer wolf vampire slenderman"

They drop so hard you can whoop their prolapsed tongue bulb..