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Assholes with Casseroles

Our brain thinks we're fish

It's not stealing man

Of all the ingestables...

“storepilled foodcel”

Bearsex

It's like peak 70s and 80s cocaine fucked raw dog and had a bathroom baby

Wat

You'd need some kind of dick portal so he can sit in hell and slurp on it like a big straw