Sugar is, in fact, one molecule off from cocaine…

What about it?

(This is a repost with the username now removed. OP deleted the post, so I thought I should anonymize it here.)

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This type of scammer are so annyoing

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Somehow different

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my kinda DOT

What about it?

gave us a good chucke

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Time for a new battery! My daughter's car had random dash lights turning on; it couldn't be a battery, could it?

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Got to admire the cheek of some people….

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He's a "bit" dramatic

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We aren’t all bad! (Customers)

What about it?

I got a shit dinner from a food truck (raw shrimp) so I was pretty hungry around 8pm. Ordered some fast food, tipped 6.50 for about 2 miles (6 min drive). Dasher followed my poor instructions and left it at the wrong hotel room. They were helpful when I called, but someone stole the food. I contacted support and got a refund, reordered, and the same dasher got assigned. Met them in the lobby this time and was able to chat for a sec and they were really nice, we both apologized, and I appreciated their sincerity and kindness so I added extra after the fact. Dashers do hard work and although I hate the concept of the work, those of us who can throw a few bucks extra on tips absolutely should.

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Some of these fuckin dashers man I tell ya

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Incredible Payout Opportunity

What about it?

$5 for 24 miles round trip?? Sign me up.

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Now how the heck am I supposed to open my door to get my food?

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