Ryan Gosling looks like the Marlboro man got fired and tryna score a brand deal with Bud Light.

Fixed it

My watch alerts me during stressful situations:

Hey dude! can you bring me some toilet paper?

An eggsample of dedication

Someone in Amman, Jordan “corrected“ this stop sign.

How many children do you think they gave away?

Found some of my old schoolwork. Very Good!

Aquarium refuses to use the metric system

Borat would have been proud

Mistakes were made ordering online (I wanted an actual lasagna meal not a snack for ants)…banana for scale. Have mercy, Stouffer’s.