CNN giving their readers the information they need, and in the order they want it

What do you call a man who has a wet nose and hair stuck between his front teeth? - a Glad he ate her

Took a photo with the cats we've been watching.

It’s hot out there!

This fat bastard is making everyone late!

My kid’s drawing of me.. apparently. (I have recently put on a little weigh)

I made this

Goldfish have short memories

This roll of tape was misbehaving, so I crucified it and hung it where all the others rolls could see.

Found in the porta-potty on my jobsite

This Redditor isn’t that lost