Guys, what do I do in this position? (I'm John Tanner in a Cop car in Havana)

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What opening is this

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What careful move should I play here?

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Isn't this checkmate?

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I have no coins. If you reply, with anything, I will do literally nothing.

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What is this (Google en passant)

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What do I do in this position? (I’m black btw)

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Mr fortnite

What about it?

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Is this the en peasant?

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I have coins, but you aren't getting shit.

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What do I do in this position? (I'm an idiot trying to look smart)

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