The founding fathers of Reddit's awards system

One of my buddies just applied to be a Social Media Specialist, but he refuses to own a smart phone...

I’m so OOTL with this

Not so worthy advice but it works

When I see that my name is Gord, and Reddit Gold is going away so I have to spend it.

If you don't believe in climate change, move to Arizona right now and try to live

When my ex who wants to be "best friends" texts me saying she misses me.

RFK, Jr.

"I've never seen a brain freeze this bad"

I don't care if it's your brother, your sister, your daddy or mommy... turn them in. And Krusty will send you a free slide whistle like Sideshow Bob's!

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids... like the boogeyman, or Michael Jackson.