I harvested an Absolute Unit of a zucchini today... my hand for scale!

Jiu jitsu giant, Dan Manasoiu at 6’7 270 lbs mogging a 5’10ish John Danaher

Unit of a pineapple

No, I'm taking YOU for a walk

Palaeoloxodon Antiquus: The Straight-Tusked Elephant Of Pleistocene Eurasia. At About 4 Meters Tall & Up To 15 Tons, It Was One Of The Largest Land Mammals To Ever Walk The Earth.

This boot shaped potato

Absolute porch unit

What about it?

Came across this unit on Zillow when I was looking for a house.

This Carrot

That's a big lemon

24” crescent wrench in the toolbox where I work. It’s used on heavy machinery that runs literal tons of metal all day long.

What about it?

You should see the wrenches that the techs use when this one isn’t big enough. Unfortunately no pictures of those yet as they don’t live at the shop, and if they’re being used it means the techs found a big problem and they definitely don’t want me bugging them. If I get a photo, I’ll report back.

I see your zucchini and raise you zucchini-zilla