Tolkien used a ring-sized funnel...

shit. I just realized it's facing the wrong way. what a giant waste of time and energy. I feel so defeated, I can't imagine any more good days after this monumental failure...

a couple of obvious facts, brought to you by Denethor:

middle earth is overflowing with screwups

can you guess which ones I mean?

This is a crappy meme in response to a meme

The literal interaction between my girlfriend and her doctor today

Mahm Stahp

Frodo learns from Samwise

That Samwise Smolder

What about it?

(Thank you, u/sodosopapilla for the *best* line on u/YoinkLord 's post)

he might be a wizard's pupil who's uses are few, but at least he has a strong stomach.