I told you last night, NO!

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."

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"Oh, great. Whenever a woman passes by, I suppose it will be my job to lead the hooting." "Oh, yeah! Shake it, madam. Capital Knockers."

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There is an episode where Maggie is trapped in an automatic rocking chair, desperately trying to turn it off, do you know which episode?

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When someone does "Classical Gas."

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These two posts came up at the right time

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"I could call my ma while I'm up here...Hey ma! Get off the dang roof!"

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Grade me! Look at me! Evaluate and rank me! I'm good, good, good and, oh, so smart! GRADE ME!

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Need you creative minds to help me

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So, Homer, please feel free to tell us anything. There's no judgment here. The other day, I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers. I cast thee out!

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It's been 13 years since Lisa's wedding.

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