What do I do in this position? (I posted to r/anarchychess for karma)

What do I do in this position?

Goofy individual

Where can I learn the ability to castle through pieces?

What about it?

Chess.c*m says this is the best move but I haven’t learned the castle through pieces move yet. Am I not high enough level yet? Do you have to be grandmaster to do that?

What do I do in this Position (I'm White and at war)

What about it?

Chess set, 2010 Presented to Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh by President Jacob Zuma during his State Visit to the United Kingdom, 2010

My chess fanatic brother's off celebrating his wedding anniversary and I got a hold of his photos. I figured I'd be able to send them back to him here. Happy anniversary you two!

What do I do in this position? (I'm black)

What do I do in this position? (I'm White)

what should i do in this position?

What do i do in this position, some dumb idiot tries to break me (I am the boulder)

Rice