Got a flat tire riding around enjoying my day

Sold something on Facebook Marketplace, lady asked if I have change, I gave $10. This is what she paid me.

Uber eats driver didn't tell me the bag was wet. She dripped all the way up my driveway and stairs and placed the bag down carefully. And yes I had a good tip for a $100 order.

What about it?

The moment I touched the bag it broke open. She was still in her car apparently texting me to tell me the bag was wet. Why couldn't she text me first. Restaurant now closed.

Sliced my finger with a butter knife

Neighborhood thief

What about it?

Neighborhood thief stole my food not even a minute after it arrived

I have finally moved everything into my new flat. Just turned on the tv and somehow this happened during the move.

At least I still got some left...

Driving instructor crashed his car into his very own school

What about it?

Name tops it all

Back to work boys...

Went on my roof to clean gutters. Discovered my power lines are just electrical taped together.

2nd day of 2nd degree burn

What about it?

No pain, surprisingly