Tomorrow marks my 1st year since being diagnosed with a bone tumor. Time flies so fast.

Flip flops didn’t pivot with my foot.

What about it?

Don’t try finding me on feet finder either.

Got a flat tire riding around enjoying my day

Sold something on Facebook Marketplace, lady asked if I have change, I gave $10. This is what she paid me.

Uber eats driver didn't tell me the bag was wet. She dripped all the way up my driveway and stairs and placed the bag down carefully. And yes I had a good tip for a $100 order.

What about it?

The moment I touched the bag it broke open. She was still in her car apparently texting me to tell me the bag was wet. Why couldn't she text me first. Restaurant now closed.

Sliced my finger with a butter knife

Neighborhood thief

What about it?

Neighborhood thief stole my food not even a minute after it arrived

I have finally moved everything into my new flat. Just turned on the tv and somehow this happened during the move.

At least I still got some left...

Driving instructor crashed his car into his very own school

What about it?

Name tops it all

Back to work boys...