What would you reply that would have you like this?

The fattest squirrel I’ve ever seen just stole an avocado from my trash

“even with an unborn fetus living in your house, you still manage to be the least mature person in it.”

Hot Huns are selling steamed rice in the area.

Svenjamin

Micheal Cera Comforter

Arachnid hued dirt juice

Interesting observation

Fat bloated corpse being hung from the ceiling

Just in case you poop one of those turds that wanna climb out the of toilet.

Plattdeutsch sounds like a Dutch person trying to translate my Swiss German dialect into English.