Can't say that he's wrong

More - than - one - person - baby - making - intercourse

With a better title

This handicapped parking job.

Well, what can I say...

Wife asked me to make half a pack of spaghetti

guys here's two guys with a banner

they do go well together

This isn't Easter Island.

Literally tongue in cheek

If you’re taking credit for the good stuff, you need to take responsibility for the bad