When the blue socially awkward penguin gets even bluer

My Response to the Drama Surrounding the BLM Protester

I think a lot of people on reddit need to hear this

Good luck to all the new University/College students out there

Template for Average Canadian. (It's literally the second google image result for "lumberjack", but here's a direct link because you guys are cute and I like you.

When my shitty meme goes from 0 to 2 karma during the night

Turned out exactly as I expected.

My friend sent me this, I laughed harder than I probably should have.

So I got drunk and started going through my girlfriend's phone. There was a bunch of texts going back and forth about going to dinner and a movie with "Taylor"

With a glow like that you don't need a flashlight at night

Yes. Seriously.