Crawling across my desk

It's a little squished, but can anyone tell me how much trouble I'm in? (Ohio)

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This fellow landed on me in new apartment. Not proud, but I smacked him out of instinct. What is he?

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TN, appear frequently in the basement

I've seen some even bigger and more hairy than this. Creepy asf, they appear pretty frequently around the basement.

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Ceiling friend ID

Any ID on this spider in central Ohio?

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Just saw this outside - Raid wouldn't deter it. Any ideas?

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Can anyone identify?

My sister found tons of these in her garden. Can’t find anything online that could identify.

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What is this thin moth?? OR coast, US

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What is this bug?

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what is this weird guy???

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So shiny, almost looks like it's glowing. But who is she?

Found by Parque Ecológico do Guarapiranga, Brasil.

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Is this a termite? Something else?

Location is Western WA, USA. Thanks!

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