And to show I’m not playing favourites, both Smithers and I will be participating!

Who knows, I might be the unlucky one that gets fired. … Not bloody likely!

Here you go, ya ingrate. Think of me when you're having the best sex of your life!

Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax!

"Now, Grand Funk Railroad paved the way for Jefferson Airplane, which cleared the way for Jefferson Starship. The stage was now set for The Alan Parsons Project, which I believe was some sort of hovercraft."

What seems weird and scary to you?

Favourite Apu quote?

"Wasted away again in Margaritaville...." "Searching for my lost shaker of salt... oh there it is!"

Hey, I'm a Buddhist!

How about groin-grabbingly transcendent?

What would you order in this bar?

It’s Kurn’s, stupid!