The hobos at the dump were very helpful. Except one man who seemed to have mental problems....

"Bart, are you ready for your history test?"... Oh, you bet, Mom! Ask me anything... "Okay. Who was George Washington Carver?"... Um, the guy who chopped up George Washington?

Is this a Couch Gag or a Chalkboard Gag?

Oh, gee, I'd really love to want to help you, Flanders, but, uh, Marge was taken prisoner... in the... Holy Land, and--.

You've got it set on whore

I think about this quote any time I see someone with too much makeup on. I also love the way Marge parries Homer's follow-up shot S10E2

This is country time lemonade mix. There’s never been anything close to a lemon in it, I swear!

What you Diddley-Doing, Neighbor?

And to show I’m not playing favourites, both Smithers and I will be participating!

Who knows, I might be the unlucky one that gets fired. … Not bloody likely!

Here you go, ya ingrate. Think of me when you're having the best sex of your life!

Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax!

"Now, Grand Funk Railroad paved the way for Jefferson Airplane, which cleared the way for Jefferson Starship. The stage was now set for The Alan Parsons Project, which I believe was some sort of hovercraft."