I fell 8000ft onto a pile of jagged rocks

S09E23

My All Time Fav Simpsons Joke. “This is the moment we've feared, people. Many of you thought it would never happen, but I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it. You all thought I was mad. Many of you requested to be transferred to another peanut factory”

Sideshow bob cracked the code for cheap rent

The hobos at the dump were very helpful. Except one man who seemed to have mental problems....

"Bart, are you ready for your history test?"... Oh, you bet, Mom! Ask me anything... "Okay. Who was George Washington Carver?"... Um, the guy who chopped up George Washington?

Is this a Couch Gag or a Chalkboard Gag?

Oh, gee, I'd really love to want to help you, Flanders, but, uh, Marge was taken prisoner... in the... Holy Land, and--.

You've got it set on whore

I think about this quote any time I see someone with too much makeup on. I also love the way Marge parries Homer's follow-up shot S10E2

This is country time lemonade mix. There’s never been anything close to a lemon in it, I swear!

What you Diddley-Doing, Neighbor?

And to show I’m not playing favourites, both Smithers and I will be participating!

Who knows, I might be the unlucky one that gets fired. … Not bloody likely!