No need to apologize, Apu. It was as much my fault as it was yours.

"My god you're greasy."

Then why did I have the bowl Bart?? Why did I have the bowl?

“Lisa, in the sky, no diamonds though…” S04:E17

and send a thank you note to Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie Simpson

Quiet, honey! You don't know how big this government is! It goes all the way to the president!

But Homer, on your way out if you wanna kill somebody it would help me a lot.

The alien has a sweet heavenly voice. Like Urkel. And he appears every Friday night. Like Urkel.

I wish my bank was at least this honest...

Favorite non-english joke?

While rare most hit good.

Smithers, I'm so happy. Something amazing has happened, I'm actually happy. Take a note! From now on, I'm only going to be good and kind to everyone.