I'll go, disguised as you... "What if he wants to hold hands?"...I'm prepared to make that sacrifice. "What if he wants a kiss?"...I'm prepared to make that sacrifice. "What if he--"...You don't wanna know how far I'll go.

A federal case?

In the 20th episode of the 5th season titled The Boy who knew too much we encounter this line from Kent brockman. 'ockman, just outside the county courtroom where an argument about chowder... has spilled over into the biggest trial in Springfield history. Behind these doors, a federal judge will ladle out steaming bowls... of rich, creamy justice' Now why do they have a federal judge preside over a county court case?

So this stuff really works? Certainly does.

No, Mr. Simpson. Don't take your anger out on me! Get back! Get back! Mr. Simpson, noooooooo!

Whee! I’m Dick Tracy

No need to apologize, Apu. It was as much my fault as it was yours.

"My god you're greasy."

Then why did I have the bowl Bart?? Why did I have the bowl?

“Lisa, in the sky, no diamonds though…” S04:E17

and send a thank you note to Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie Simpson

Quiet, honey! You don't know how big this government is! It goes all the way to the president!