"I promised to show you how to burn calories, and not shed weight."

The doc had me in the 1st half ngl

Oh well you don’t say

That's one way to change people's lives.

That's how they should be named

On purchasing a first aid kit

Riding a bike while blind

If I had 10 years to practice navigating while blindfolded, yeah, I’d probably have a decent chance.

I would rather my student learn wit than learn how to regurgitate near-useless facts about the past.

My favorite is from 1961

i like to stay home alone

I feel like a jerk, but

I put in an order from a place pretty close to where I live, and left a 15% tip, and then I got a message from the driver asking me to increase the tip (attached). I don’t want to make a mountain out of a mole hill, and I understand being under tipped because I’ve driven for DoorDash in the past, but I would never even think about sending a message like this to a customer. Thoughts?