Holy Octuple Coincidence

Petition to stop with the petitions

R/chessbeginners is evolving

Holy octuple coincidence (I think we did)

Holy octuple coincidence (yes, we did ran out of jokes)

Holy octuple coincidence (yes)

What do I do in this position (I’m holy hell)

Holy karma farm. No mor coincidence

Holy octopus coincidence

I keep getting my ass kicked by Stockfish 5. To cheer myself up, I played Stockfish 3… Which was clearly dropped on its head a few times too many during early development.

Holy however many coincidences