-Don't worry. I brought some chloroform. -Pleasant dreams. There. And there. -You idiot! Those are Colorforms!

”Sometime when you least expect it, you’ll realize that someone loved you. And that means someone can love you again! And that’ll make you smile.”

Puma Pride! Puma Pride! Catch the fever, Skinner!

Well, it all starts when a "nulecule" comes out of its nest.

I said “make way for Willie!” ya bloated gasbag!

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

I Paused at an Opportune Time

Mom... my potato is eating a carrot!

Ah crap, there's a clog in the torso chute! Leroy! Get your ass in gear!

Alright! I’ve been waiting nine years to get my frisbee back!

Now, I know I haven't been the best Christian. In fact, when you're up there blah-blah-blahing I'm usually doodling or mentally undressing the female parishioners.