Hello, Police? This is Marge Simpson. My husband is on a murderous rampage. Over.

Gonna try a white wine spritzer. I'll let you know if I marry a hooker.

Rate my tier list

Not finished ok so if u have an opinion feel free to share it

-Don't worry. I brought some chloroform. -Pleasant dreams. There. And there. -You idiot! Those are Colorforms!

”Sometime when you least expect it, you’ll realize that someone loved you. And that means someone can love you again! And that’ll make you smile.”

Puma Pride! Puma Pride! Catch the fever, Skinner!

Well, it all starts when a "nulecule" comes out of its nest.

I said “make way for Willie!” ya bloated gasbag!

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

I Paused at an Opportune Time

Mom... my potato is eating a carrot!