Hello, Police? This is Marge Simpson. My husband is on a murderous rampage. Over.

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-Don't worry. I brought some chloroform. -Pleasant dreams. There. And there. -You idiot! Those are Colorforms!

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”Sometime when you least expect it, you’ll realize that someone loved you. And that means someone can love you again! And that’ll make you smile.”

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Puma Pride! Puma Pride! Catch the fever, Skinner!

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Well, it all starts when a "nulecule" comes out of its nest.

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I said “make way for Willie!” ya bloated gasbag!

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Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

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I Paused at an Opportune Time

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Mom... my potato is eating a carrot!

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