“Disco Stu should have disco ducked!”

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Hey, hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled but I, umm... What was the third thing you said?

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"For God's sake, you can pull the lid off your own can of pudding!" "Fine! I will!"

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Hello, Police? This is Marge Simpson. My husband is on a murderous rampage. Over.

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Gonna try a white wine spritzer. I'll let you know if I marry a hooker.

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Rate my tier list

Not finished ok so if u have an opinion feel free to share it

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-Don't worry. I brought some chloroform. -Pleasant dreams. There. And there. -You idiot! Those are Colorforms!

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”Sometime when you least expect it, you’ll realize that someone loved you. And that means someone can love you again! And that’ll make you smile.”

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Puma Pride! Puma Pride! Catch the fever, Skinner!

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Well, it all starts when a "nulecule" comes out of its nest.

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I said “make way for Willie!” ya bloated gasbag!

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