Imagine doing a simple oil change on a Toyota but instead you feel the surface of the sun from this sob

Fuck Ford and their dumbass capped lug-nuts

put em right where they belong

CS: inspect undercarriage

Customer didn't know that the cabin air filter existed. (Heavy smoker)

I needed to attend to some worldly issues.

"we shall burn like the heathen kings of old"

Why didn't Gollum just swallow the One Ring? Is he stupid?

It would be very hard to lose it and he could look at it every 6 to 8 hrs.

I have no memory of this place.

Galadriel with the one ring

POV: You are a biblical patriarch and you've lived 1/8th of your life.

Not all tears are an evil