the good ol "install a new car please", every moving part replaced

(except for the interior fans.) just over $10k in parts, $4.5k in labor.

Customer feels like driving away....some more excellent service writing

Customer drove this in to the shop. Obviously an easy patch

Customer drove this in to the shop. Obviously an easy patch

Imagine doing a simple oil change on a Toyota but instead you feel the surface of the sun from this sob

Fuck Ford and their dumbass capped lug-nuts

put em right where they belong

CS: inspect undercarriage

Customer didn't know that the cabin air filter existed. (Heavy smoker)

I needed to attend to some worldly issues.

"we shall burn like the heathen kings of old"

Why didn't Gollum just swallow the One Ring? Is he stupid?

It would be very hard to lose it and he could look at it every 6 to 8 hrs.