It's always disquieting when career useless people who have accomplished nothing and whose ideas are garbage criticize career useful people responsible for bettering the lives of millions

Father Winter’s kiss

This was on a post about mint scented body wash. It’s not too far off the mark

"AGGRAVATED HOMOSEXUALITY"

Pretty sure in the millions of years of civilization this has never been said

The voice of god is like, Mordecai, you must make good on your word and fuck girl Rigby

H-E-DOUBLE-FUCK

“I wish human nipples had foreskin. If you jerk them off for long enough, you have a nipple orgasm and milk comes out (this happens with both sexes).”

I am jealous and considering having a sounding accident so I can get some drugs.

I’m not saying he was right

Ghost of Richard Nixon is menstruating though my bunghole

https://reddit.com/r/Presidents/s/XSurnjW1qW

Bro parked next to the manic meat mangler and got mad when his car got hit by the cart