Went to the dentist to fix a chipped tooth, spotted a cyst asserting its dominance over my jawbone

Wisdom teeth are also getting pulled. No insurance. 🥂

Just wanted to cream my coffee

Because of the rain my roof fell off....

US states where it's technically illegal to run for office if you're an athiest

At the German airport...

Burned my finger on a curling iron

Just happened. I have been keeping my hand in the water. I think blisters are incoming. Hurts when I remove it from the water. Just wanted to do some hair waves. not worth it, lol.

Got a slurpee to ease my sore throat, a wasp flew in my straw and I didn’t notice.

Battery burnt the connector. Got it two days ago. Gonna kms

Battery burnt the connector on my last one, so I had my sister overnight me a new one. Got it the day before yesterday- and it happened again, on a new battery. The amount in which I hate it here grows every single day.

Dropped one of my favourite mugs

My friend got a new car today and the wheel fell off while driving it.

Poor dude got stuck