I was in Errol house. Not British, but some Canadian schools do it too.

Nativity Scene

Himbo

Blue’s Clues

[The Umbrella Academy]

Ok but that's such a sick burn. Handing someone their shoes is one of the most polite ways I can think of to tell them to fuck-off...

what would you do if pokemon were real?

Women are my favourite guy, and plants my favourite animal

And we were nice to each other...

Breaking bad father figure

Prostitution, loan-sharking, numbers; the kid liked to wet his beak in everything.