Drive You Fools

Sam was ever faithful

I haven't though..

Ungoliant did make a dark lord pee his pants

To kill an Oliphaunt

Fellowship of the Drinkypoo

Bilbo the Hraaah engine

Fool of a Took!

I think he just wanted to be able to blame Frodo when shit went sideways.

*desperately clenches ass cheeks until she's gone so I can walk stiff legged to the hallway and let it rip

poor sauron