That revolutionary weird neighbour

Those commies have always been bad at building airliners, haven’t they?

Let's ban the "Oxford" comma

We should add a bot that censors the ~~Oxford~~ Yank comma. It is the most superfluous and pedant grammar rule ever conceived by a "human" mind.

teetotaler too

Cooling down with my 🇮🇹 boba tea 😎

Now THIS is the real Europe but i made some changes

Oh Swcheisse

It's nice how we can easily spot the worst drivers in Europe by their yellow license plate

I was just hired as a consultant outside of Western Europe to solve the all issues in Western Europe. This is the perfect solution. Don't dm me.

Most aware Portuguese journalist (title - having swag so as not to be a n**

German W, Americ*nts w the L in one thing they're supposed to be good at