Does an 8 year old really need all this?

Cursed Moses

I'm back, this time with my favorite snack

Yum

The menu said it was gelato 😢

Chicken with noodles.

I did this photo of my lunch a while ago, and only now I realized it low-key looks like tiny slugs or worms

tomato sandwich with bbq chips! mountain dew for my drink

Brazilian Pizza

Some sandwhich

A whole Thanksgiving of shitty food with a cabal of elderly men ( I thought you guys would like this)

Tyson (demon) Chicken Nugget

Wife found this chicken nugget in our bag of Tyson Chicken Nuggets we bought at Sam’s Club. I don’t even want free chicken for life, I just want the food inspectors fired.