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When I'm out with chicks, I send them home supposedly on my tab, but actually put cash payment and turn on airplane mode right away so she can't call me back.
? - genius move
? - you're a dickhead
#cheapskate #dating #scam #cashonly #airplanemode #dateandrun #stingy #douchebag
Hey shame.
Remembered a story from 6th grade, dad gave me his old touchscreen phone, came to school, all the guys were jealous since they had button phones. So I let my friend check out the phone, he went to gallery and saw a video. Called all the guys to watch this video, and guess what was on it? The video showed dad jerking his dick to the camera...?
? - traumatized for life
? - dad's home movies
#traumatized #dadsvideo #schoolfail #awkward #scarredforlife #friendssaw #neverlivedown #childhood