So, this dude invited me out for some "romance," a damn date, basically... This was about a month back. I’m picturing flowers, wine, the whole cheesy vibe, right? Nope, turns out this bastard planned to drag me and my girl up to a freaking rooftop for a wild threesome. (Like, what the hell made him think I’d be down for that shit? I’m still clueless.)
Long story short, I dipped the fuck out, but my friend? Oh, she stayed.
And guess what? Now she’s knocked up.

#wtf #baddecisions #threesomefail #drama

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- "Holy shit, I’ve never felt this insanely good! Gimme more, now!" she gasps.
- "Hell yeah, I’m game, but I’ve got one freaky condition," he smirks.
- "What’s that?" she asks, still catching her breath.
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Fifteen minutes pass, and they dive back into the action. She’s screaming her lungs out, writhing in orgasmic chaos. They finish again.
- "MORE! I FUCKING NEED MORE!" she demands, almost feral.
- "Alright, babe, but same condition. Hold on tight and don’t let go," he chuckles.
- "Yeah, yeah, got it," she mutters.
Another 15 minutes later, they’re at it again. Her eyes are practically popping out of her skull, shrieking like she’s possessed.
- "Phew, you won’t believe this, but I’m still craving more!" she pants.
- "Same deal, you know the drill," he says with a sly grin.
- "Okay, but seriously, what’s with this bizarre condition? What’s the damn point? Spill it…" she presses.
Wanna know what happens next?

#wildnight #freakyconditions #unstoppablepassion #nsfw

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