So, this dude invited me out for some "romance," a damn date, basically... This was about a month back. I’m picturing flowers, wine, the whole cheesy vibe, right? Nope, turns out this bastard planned to drag me and my girl up to a freaking rooftop for a wild threesome. (Like, what the hell made him think I’d be down for that shit? I’m still clueless.)
Long story short, I dipped the fuck out, but my friend? Oh, she stayed.
And guess what? Now she’s knocked up.
#wtf #baddecisions #threesomefail #drama