Back when we were just 18, we were chilling and getting smashed outside some grimy apartment block. Out of nowhere, this crusty old bum crawls out from the basement like some sewer rat and starts yapping, “Hey, little ladies, ain’t it a bit early for you to be boozing?”

I whipped out my ID from my bag, shoved it right in his ugly mug, and snapped, “Piss off, I’m 18, check it!” Guess the creep memorized my name from that little stunt.

Now, every damn time he spots me, he bellows across the street, “Yo, Yulka! Why the hell ain’t you dropping by my dump? I’ve been waiting for ya forever!”

Fucking humiliating, the whole neighborhood knows my name now thanks to this filthy loudmouth!

#streetlife #cringemoment #drunknights #wtf

I was grinding away at a parcel pickup spot last summer, dealing with all sorts of lunatics, but one dude etched himself into my memory.
Without a second thought, I scan his QR code, hustle to grab his package, and casually throw out, "Wanna check it?" The guy stares at me, completely dumbfounded, his jaw practically on the floor, saying nada. Curiosity got the better of me, so I peek at the contents—and holy hell, it’s a set of anal plugs and a couple of massive dildos just chilling in there...

#wtf #awkward #shockvalue #nsfw

So, I’m hooking up with this chick. No grand passion or soulmate bullshit—just a decent fling. She’s got a tight body, face is alright, and the sex is on point, so I’m not complaining. But then, she whips out this old photo of her grandma in her prime, and holy shit, I’m floored. The woman was a straight-up goddess, miles hotter than her granddaughter! I couldn’t help but think, damn, I’d rather be banging the granny back in her heyday. Now, every time I’m pounding this girl, I close my eyes and picture her young, stunning grandma instead.

#taboo #fantasy #hotgrandma #wtf